Bathhouse Altar

July 21, 2025 | Platinum Wellness Spa | Conyers, GA
A portal for the one you’re becoming.

You already know.

You are the keeper of names no longer spoken.
You’ve built empires from your sorrow.
You’ve turned grief into a devotional art.
And yet… you haven’t let anyone hold you.

But here, love, you don’t have to earn softness.

This is a five-hour immersion for the ones who’ve survived the unspeakable.
The ones whose strength was never a choice—but a consequence.

What If…

  • Your rest was a declaration of power, not a reward for exhaustion?

  • Grief wasn’t something to fix, but something to honor?

  • The plants carried you, for once?

This is not an escape.
This is a re-entry.
Into your body.
Into your softness.
Into the sacred web of community that can hold you without performance.

What You’ll Experience

🌿 Intimate Learning (Choose 1 Teacher)
You’ll begin by choosing one guide to sit with in a 2-hour immersive session:

  • Clarinda Tivoli will lead a wisdom teaching and traditional kava ceremony from the Pacific. This plant medicine, which takes 7 years to grow, will open a portal for making soul contracts with yourself and community—with clarity, calm, and ancestral alignment.

  • Lakeisha Jones will take you into the soil. A container for healing through connection with plants, remembering the power that comes from getting your hands dirty and honoring the grief that only the land can metabolize.

  • Abundance Zaddy will guide a heart-led journey rooted in Black-Indigenous grief tending and herbal devotion. You’ll be invited to release urgency, receive ancestral witness, and let the plants do what your body can no longer carry.

🌺 Community Ceremony
We gather together to name what we are shedding. You will not grieve alone. This hour is a weaving—a remembering—that legacy doesn’t mean loneliness.

🛁 Restorative Indulgence
The final hours are yours to receive.

  • Herbal soaks in the Jacuzzi

  • Infrared and steam saunas

  • Oxygen bar & koi pond garden

  • Gentle sound, plant-based nourishment by Carrot Dog

  • A care package to take home and a printed workbook to anchor your integration

💸 Bonus Support:
Every attendee can schedule a private financial alignment session with Xochiquetzalli the Rainmaker to tend to your resources with as much reverence as your rest.

This Is For You If:

  • You keep telling yourself, “Once I get through this, I’ll rest.”

  • You’ve become everyone’s safe place—but no one checks on your softness.

  • You don’t want to collapse. You want to be caught.

  • You want to meet others who also carry names, stories, and dreams in their bones.

You will leave this gathering changed. Not because you hustled your way into transformation—but because you allowed yourself to receive.

The Investment

  • Virtual Attendance: $150

  • In-Person Sliding Scale: $300 | $555 | $750

  • 100 seats only. Teachers will guide 15–25 guests each.

You’ve already led movements.
You’ve already carried generations.
Now it’s time to let the plants carry you.

Click below to enter the Bathhouse.
Let the altar hold what your body no longer needs to carry.
You do not need to collapse to be worthy of care.

Sliding Scale - words credited to worts and cunning

True Cost: $750

This reflects the true cost of the event. It is the cost that would be charged to all attendees in the absence of a sliding scale. If you have access to financial security, own property or have personal savings, you would not traditionally qualify for sliding scale services. If you are able to pay for "wants" and spend little time worried about securing necessities in your life, you have economic privilege and power in our community. This price is for you.

Middle Cost: $555

This reflects the curators’ acknowledgement that paying the full cost would prevent some folks from being able to participate, but who do not honestly find themselves reflected in either descriptions for the highest cost or the lowest. If you are struggling to conquer debt or build savings or move away from paycheck to paycheck living but have access to steady income and are not spending most of your time thinking about meeting basic needs such as food, shelter, medical care, child care, etc., you belong here. If you, however, can ask others for financial support, such as family members, partners, or friends, please consider using those personal resources before you use the resources of the sliding scale and limit opportunities for others.

The Bottom Cost: $300

This represents an honest acknowledgment by the curators that there are folks whose economic circumstances would prevent them from being a part of the event if there was not a deliberate opportunity made for them to access services at a cost that is reflective of their economic realities. If you struggle to maintain access to needs such as health care, housing, food, child care, and are living paycheck to paycheck or are in significant debt, you probably belong here and you deserve a community that honors your price as equal an economic offering as the person who can pay the highest tier.